Two neutron stars fall into a black hole

Once upon a time, in a far-off galaxy, two neutron stars named Neville and Natasha were having a conversation about their friend, a black hole named Barry. Neville and Natasha were both fascinated by Barry's ability to suck up anything that came too close to him, and they often spent hours discussing his various quirks and habits. One day, Neville and Natasha decided to pay Barry a visit. They flew through the vast emptiness of space, dodging asteroids and comets as they went. Eventually, they arrived at Barry's location and were greeted by his powerful gravitational pull. "Hello Barry! It's us, Neville and Natasha," Neville called out. Barry didn't respond, of course, because he was a black hole and couldn't actually talk. But Neville and Natasha didn't mind. They were just happy to be in his presence. As Neville and Natasha drifted closer to Barry, they noticed that he seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. They started to feel a little worried, but they decided to stick around and see what would happen. Suddenly, with a loud sucking sound, Barry gobbled up Neville and Natasha in one fell swoop! They were both shocked, but they couldn't help laughing at the absurdity of the situation. As they travelled through a wormhole they could hear the black hole shooting: "Everyone is afraid of me the most lol, whereas in fact certain death exists only for those that will fall on a neutron star!"