A neutron star walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?" The neutron star replies, "I just discovered a new type of particle called a graviton. It's responsible for the gravitational force." The bartender says, "Well, congratulations! To celebrate your discovery, I'll give you a free round on the house." The neutron star says, "Thanks, but I don't think I'll be able to drink it. My mass is so high that I would cause the glass to collapse into a black hole."
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